You watched The Social Network, a movie written by prose genius Aaron Sorkin, get nominated for an Oscar. But did you know that yet more possibilities existed to milk the surrounding entertainment industry into Hollywood blockbusters? Inspired by the shamelessness of today's film executives and the desperate need to fill the screens with something other than comic book superheroes, teenage wizards and vampires, and hilarious be-dreadlocked pirates, I offer some suggestions of my own. I mean, how many times can Jerry Bruckheimer kidnap Johnny Depp's family and force him into a wig and bandana? At least twice more you say? Well then...
Without further ado, my pitches for the Movies of Tomorrow:
