Josh's Incredibly Late Reviews! TRON: Legacy

Greetings, programs! I've missed a lot of great TV shows and movies due to being poor, young or just generally late to the game. Thankfully, I have Netflix so I can catch up. Well, today I sat down and watched TRON: Legacy on blu ray, and it was AWESOME. Grab your disc and let's sit down and talk about it.

Why I Should Work in Hollywood

You watched The Social Network, a movie written by prose genius Aaron Sorkin, get nominated for an Oscar. But did you know that yet more possibilities existed to milk the surrounding entertainment industry into Hollywood blockbusters? Inspired by the shamelessness of today's film executives and the desperate need to fill the screens with something other than comic book superheroes, teenage wizards and vampires, and hilarious be-dreadlocked pirates, I offer some suggestions of my own. I mean, how many times can Jerry Bruckheimer kidnap Johnny Depp's family and force him into a wig and bandana? At least twice more you say? Well then...

Without further ado, my pitches for the Movies of Tomorrow: