The Mega Post (Part 3: Revenge of the Birthday and Derecho Douchebaggery)

And now, the final portion of a LOT of stuff that has happened. Previously, on Josh's blog, you read it, and it was good, but it stopped at Thursday with health care stuff and a lot of boring work things that no one cares about. Onto more thrilling stuff in the exciting finale of... THE MEGA POST! Actually, wait. I feel like I'm setting your expectations way too high here. I don't fight crime or anything. I just, you know, do stuff. It's fun, I like it. Then I write about it. Again, no crime-fighting. Ok, now that's starting to sound like I'm hiding something, so... fuck it. MOVING ON.

The Mega Post (Part 1: Old Friends and New)

I've been lax in updating again, which means that in between watching the Euro Cup Final, I'm going to try to crank out three parts to a Mega Post that picks up from where I left off last time. Oh, and that promised Friday mini-update never happened because... well... I was tired. That week was long, damn it. Without further ado, let's launch into the first part of the Mega Post.

Insert The Lazy Song Lyrics Here

For fun today, I tried to think of the last time I had a quiet weekend at home to relax and unwind from the week. I thought about it. I thought about it some more. I paused to check my e-mail. Then I thought about it some more, and you know what? It's been a DAMN long time. Consequently, I have to say that the previous weekend was a rather enjoyable big ball of nada. A lovely little vacation from the otherwise oh-so-amazing busy-fest I've been treated to since... February? February. And now it's June. Huh.

An End to My Year of Weddings

I have recently been poked at, prodded, cajoled, and downright shoved headfirst into blogging again. The primary reason seems to be that I am "hilarious." I fail to see how my writing will make people laugh when unaccompanied by pictures of me, but I leave that to whoever wants to read this. After experimenting in "what the fuck should I write about today?" earlier in the year (which is in full evidence further down the blog), I've decided to go with a more straightforward approach. Like when that quirky indie group writes a song for a commercial, then sells out and goes mainstream. Oh yeah, this is going to be THAT good.